Elvis "left the building" on Aug. 17, 1977 - 10 years prior.
But what did any of this have to do with anything?
"The date was wrong!"
"Huh?"
"It's gonna' happen."
"What?"
"Convergence."
"Convergence of WHAT?"
"Haven't the faintest idea. Just know that the date was wrong!"
"Okay! So, when is this 'convergence' supposed to take place?"
"Jan. 6, 2001 - 2002."
"That's just a week away!"
"Yup! Oh, and by the way, it's gonna' converge at one exact point in space and time."
"What?"
"The convergence!"
"No! That's not what I meant! What do you mean by, '...it's gonna' converge at one exact point in space and time ..."?
"That's for me to know and for you to find out!"
"Well, that's rather rude! How, am I supposed to figure it out?"
"Think! Where do things disappear?"
"Let's see, down the toilet? the garbage disposal? my brain?"
"Here's a hint! It's bigger than the 'pinbox' you euphemistically refer to as 'your brain!'
"Okay! Enough with the insults already! How do I get there?
"Think! Where was the last report of FLT 19?"
"The Bermuda Triangle?"
"Happy hunting! See you on the other side!"