Episode 18 - He's Baaaack

Well what?"

"Well, was it as good for you as it was for me (Reference Episode 5, Episode 6 Episode 12 and Episode 15)?"

"What??"

"Whhhy, what's happened since the last time we had one of these little talks, that's what!"

"In that case, for your sake I certainly hopenot!"

"What?"

What!! You want to know what? I thought you were supposed to see all, be all and know all!"

"You got me mixed up with somebody else."

"Well eXCUZZZZE" ME!

"Besides, since last, I've been suffering from acute "Attention Deficit Disorder". Doc's put me on som meds. for it and I'm feeling much better now."

"Well since you asked, since the last time I saw you, I have successively,

• Gotten my head stuck in a bowling alley's automatic pin setter - you know - the "gold pin" one - the one where everytime you get a strike with the gold pin up, you get a free beer? Well, guess who was the gold pin! Got my brains beat in.

• "Oh, and coming back from there? I got my foot caught in one of those skeet-shooting-clay-pigeon-target-launcher-thingies? you know the ones where they yell 'PULL' and ... well, whatever. Well the guy yelled "PULL", and I came flying out of the house with my arms and legs flailing, and 5 shooters put down wagers to see who could pull more of his buckshot out of my butt!

• And to top it all off, I got "bitch-slapped! Now, tell me you can beat that!!"

"Nope! You're right! I can't. You win. It definitely was better for me. 'Til next time!"

"Wait a minute! Just what do you you mean, 'til next time.'"?

"Just what I said, 'til next time.'"

"I'm a little confused."

"Well, that's obvious!"

"Aren't you supposed to be the one who tells me to go flush my head down a toilet?"

"Me? Noooo. There you go, confusing me with that other guy again. Besides, I can't do nearly what he can/does."

"Well, who are you then?"

(Those who are familiar with previous episodes, and/or Firesign Theater are waaaaaay ahead of me at this point. But, for those haven't and/or aren't ...)

"Whhhhhy, you're one of us and we're one of you, I think, maybe, possibly."

"Oh cut it with the Firesign Theater crap!"

"Toodles. Besides, what did you expect?