First and foremost, thank you for your most enthusiastic reception of V1-1. We couldn't have got where we got without squat - and you. But now comes the question, where have we got and where do we go from here? Well, we got to "second base", for one thing. But now for the toughy: where do we go from here?

This is not as simple a question as it may sound. For as simple as our initial premise was ("You got squat!"), what happens when squat supercedes itself? Then, you ain't got squat! And right here and now, I'll be the last to tell you, we ain't got squat!

And so gentle readers, there is the strong possibility, nay, probability that unless and until we find fresh blood, this will, indeed, be the last issue of "SQUAT!". We are leaving the door open to those who may be interested in "get-rich-quick" schemes for anyone who might just be crazy enough to want to take over as pub./editor. We have sent out a pyramid e-mail with the subject-header: "Make-Money-Fast" but so far, our "troll" has gotten "squat" for "bites."

In the meantime, rather than sadness, this should be a time of rejoicing. And so we shall. In this issue, we name our first (and perhaps, only) Hall-O-Fame inductee. We present, for your considered consideration, the "Guiding Principles of Squat", along with "Zen and the art of squat-fishing".

These may sound familiar to some. And indeed they should! For we had to go to Press with this thing long before we were ready and had to pull a mess of "evergreens" and "ferns" to make up the bouquet.