Zen & the art of squat-fishing
Spotlite: Hall of Fame
Thus, we were forced to admit, that indeed, the Glamour Kitty has been inducted into the "SQUAT!" Hall-of-Fame as it's first life-time achievement award winner. Congragulations GK.
Unfortunely, GK made himself conspicuously unavailable for either comment, and/or photograph. We were hoping we'd be able to catch him in one of the characteristic poses that earned him his nick-name. When asked to comment, he said, "... I am making myself conspicuously unavailable for either comment, and/or photograph." His agent failed to return our phone calls.
Anyway, congragulations again, and thanx for playing. A handsome gold-painted trophy will be sent along to you, as soon as we can figure out who services your area.
"When you are as serious about squat as I am, even underhanded methods are employed. I saw a therapist about it but we got into a circular argument. He couldn't grasp the significance between "I caught Squat" and "I didn't catch Squat". Kept muttering something about whos on first." (GK Alley)
While allegations had surfaced in the past, this seemingly inoccuous off-hand remark led to a full-scale investigation by the infractions committee following GK's nomination. However, all allegations were found to be unsupported and unsubstantiated.
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