Zen and the Art of squat-fishing.

Rule 1: There are no rules. For rules serve only to inhibit the zen!

Rule 2: There is no zen. Any attempt to perceive the zen is merely a futile gesture of stupidity (or is it a stupid gesture of futility) at imposing disorder on the absurdly and arbitrarily-constructed order, necessary to make sense of the chaos - the one and only true zen.

Rule 3: Anything approaching art in appearance is merely illusion.

Rule 4: Squat happens.

Rule 5: Any flailing attempt at control will be met by the appropriate and well-deserved derision.